fuckinq:

i’m the type of person who will miss you to death but won’t do anything about it because i don’t want to seem like the desperate one

(via humorking)


I am excited to see a generation of women who will raise their boys to be good rather than their girls to be scared.

actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

(via cumfort)


iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here

iglovequotes:

Daily dose of love quotes here


what-if-i-was-funny:

sawmuchded:

theprincessdiana:

can you paint with all the colors of the wind
image

image

alright picasso calm down

(via cumfort)


ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

(via pendents)


zackisontumblr:

my soul mate is most likely a grilled cheese

(via parkingstrange)


rionhunter:

This was seriously an iconic moment in film history

(via death-and-dandelions)


kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

(via phobias)


warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(via zackisontumblr)


edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

(via gnarly)




(via kixxinq)


swiggityswagurfab:






This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

swiggityswagurfab:


This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

(via kixxinq)