We're all crazy. Some people just hide it better than others.
|Homophobic Person:||My favorite food is pizza!|
|Homosexual Person:||Cool! My favorite food is pasta!|
|Bisexual Person:||I like both!|
|Pansexual Person:||Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.|
|Asexual Person:||I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.|
|Homophobic Person:||whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.|
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express